Seven Years Bad Sex by Nicky Wells
Release Date: 14th May 2015
Genres: Romantic Fiction, Contemporary Fiction, humour
Brook Cottage Books is thrilled to reveal the amazing cover for 7 Years Bad Sex by Nicky Wells. I have had the privilege of reading this book already and I can guarantee that you will absolutely love it!
7 Years Bad Sex
One
wedding. One curse? Disaster ever after…
A seven-years-bad-sex curse? Surely not! Yet
something went wrong when rock singer
Casey and drummer Alex got married on that beautiful yacht anchored off St
Tropez in the south of France. Something went badly wrong. For even on their wedding night, the young couple discovers
a complete and somewhat surprising inability to make love. Muddling through
their honeymoon with a string of thin excuses for their predicament, the lovers
defer finding a solution (and panicking) until the return to their home in
London. After all, they married for life and to make rock music, not for the
love of sex. Right?
But when they resume life as normal in
London, all hell breaks loose. Increasingly frantic in their quest for release,
the unhappy newlyweds embark on a string of hilarious and occasionally harmful
antics that drives them, their band, and an assortment of random strangers to
the brink of despair. But it ain’t over ‘til it’s over or, in this case… it
ain’t over ‘til the newlyweds sing.
EXCERPT FROM 7 YEARS BAD SEX BY NICKY WELLS
RELEASES 14 MAY 2015!
There was a stunned
silence in the room while Alex and Casey tried to assimilate the importance of
this statement. She remembered all too well her conversation with Alex on the
yacht after they had trawled through the wedding video. He had pointed out to
her even then that she hadn’t looked at him.
Casey shivered. She caught
Alex’s eye and saw nothing but utter confusion. Liza was still standing up, one
fist raised in an air punch. Sasha had taken one of Casey’s hands into her own.
Eventually Alex spoke. ‘Maybe
we didn’t look at each other. So what?’
Liza and Sasha shared
another look. ‘The seven-years-bad-sex curse!’ they shouted as one.
Alex burst out laughing.
‘The seven-years-bad-sex curse?’ he repeated. ‘You’re taking the mickey,
right?’
Myles was chuckling so
hard, he toppled over sideways on the sofa and had to hold his stomach. ‘That’s
why we had to rush over here? To tell them about a seven-years-bad-sex curse?’
‘Laugh all you want,’ Liza
said calmly. ‘But you’re watching it in action.’
Casey swallowed hard. She
didn’t believe in curses. They were nothing but delusory superstitions from the
middle ages. But still, both Sasha and Liza looked utterly serious.
‘So—so what does that
curse entail?’ Casey asked, her voice almost a whisper.
Sasha produced her
smartphone and called up a website. ‘It says here,’ she said, ‘there’s a
superstition in many parts of southern Europe about how not looking at each
other when clinking glasses during a toast brings couples seven years bad sex.’
She angled her phone so that everyone could see the screen.
‘And you were in France when you committed this
ritualistic mishap,’ Liza offered helpfully. ‘So that definitely applies.’
About Nicky Wells
About Nicky Wells: Romance that
Rocks Your World!
Ultimate rock chick author Nicky Wells writes romance with rock
stars—because there’s no better romantic hero than a golden-voiced bad boy with
a secret soft heart and a magical stage presence!
Nicky’s books offer glitzy, glamorous romance with rock stars—imagine
Bridget Jones ROCKS Notting Hill!
If you’ve ever had a crush on any kind of celebrity, you’ll connect with
Nicky’s heroes and their leading ladies.
Born in Germany,
Nicky moved to the United Kingdom in 1993 and currently lives in Lincoln with
her husband and their two boys. Nicky loves listening to rock music, dancing,
and eating lobsters. When she’s not writing, she’s a wife, mother, occasional
knitter, and ad-hoc radio show presenter. Rock on!
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Did you know? There’s a single
out now by Nicky’s fictional rock band Tuscq come to life! “Love Me Better” is
available for download from Amazon, iTunes and many other places.
GOODREADS GIVEAWAY!
Nicky will be giving away two (2) signed paperback copies of
7 Years Bad Sex over on Goodreads in
advance of the official launch day of 7
Years Bad Sex on 14 May. Don’t miss your chance to enter!
Giveaway is open internationally and runs from 23 April 2015
to 10 May 2015—hurry, hurry!
Yay! Thanks for hosting the cover reveal here today, JB, you're an angel! I'm so excited!!
ReplyDeleteHere's wishing good luck to all giveaway entrants. Go on, don't be shy, grab your chance to win a paperback--a signed one too!
Roll on release day... Hooray!