Wednesday, 6 July 2016
The Princess and the Clown by Ian Thomas Malone
Release Date: 28th June 2016
Publisher: Green Muffin Publishing
Publisher: Green Muffin Publishing
Genres: Erotica / Adult Fiction / Humour/ Satire
For Ralph, birthday
parties and frat houses only bring nostalgia for a better time. A time when the
world still cared about the craft. Living in the past can be tiring with
nothing to look forward to.
Until Jules…
The princess. Struggling to make ends meet, she
monetizes her Best talent. The performance, plus the petticoats, hide her
carnal desires. Ralph’s mind forgets its woes when lust takes over, breathing
new life into pores caked with white makeup. Time fades away, but the party
never needs to end. One question remains. Can Ralph handle her wild ways?
ABOUT IAN THOMAS MALONE
“Ian Thomas Malone is a bright young voice in American letters. His
smart, witty and original take on American college life will resonate
with his generation…and mine!”
– Paul Levine, author “State vs. Lassiter”
Ian grew up in Greenwich, CT. He is the grandson of noted Sherlockian scholar Colonel John Linsenmeyer, with whom he shares a common love of literature, James Bond, Diana Rigg, and The Wire.
Ian began his training as a writer at the age of 11 when he started
writing amazon reviews, mostly about Thomas the Tank Engine VHS tapes.
At the age of 15, he became the News Editor for TvHell.net,
a website specializing in TV ratings. Channeling his love of baseball
and Canadian football, he became a Featured Columnist for three years at
Bleacher Report until they told him to make more top 10 lists. He
doesn’t like those.
At Boston College, Ian quickly rose through the ranks of The Observer
at Boston College, going from Assistant Opinions Editor to Managing
Editor in slightly over a year. Following a successful semester at
Managing Editor, he left to found The Rock at Boston College, an
innovative online publication that continues to produce exciting content
to this day.
Following a successful semester abroad at Monash University in
Melbourne, Ian became a certified yoga teacher at South Boston Yoga,
mostly to justify his ever growing collection of headbands. Ian offers
private lessons.
Ian secured his first publishing deal with TouchPoint Press a few
months after graduating for his book, Five College Dialogues, a comedic
treatise on college life. Two sequels have been commissioned, the first
of which is due out in May.
Ian has also signed a deal with Limitless Publishing for his
psychedelic coming of age novel, A Trip Down Reality Lane, which was
released on February 24th. A Trip Down Reality is an Amazon Bestseller
in metaphysical fiction. Ian signed a second deal with Limitless
Publishing for his novel Courting Mrs. McCarthy, which will be released
on June 9th.
Ian continues to follow his dreams, taking time off only to sit in
coffee shops debating Star Wars, walk his golden retriever Georgia
(Jorge), and to play with his collection of stuffed animals.
Interview requests and general inquries can be sent to ianthomasmalone@gmail.com
(Bio reproduced from author website http://ianthomasmalone.com/ )
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